This is all highly deplorable and highly unethical. I can't believe people would use such things!! There should be rules for these sorts of things!

yummmm.. selective bred chicken. Its the best kind.

You can explain that Cyclops' dad is a fucking space pirate and people still think he's boring, which should be impossible. You can mention that Cyclops sucks so hard that Jean Grey has died like a dozen times just to get away from him.

We've had a variation of this question here before and I answer the same: car alarms. They are useless and incredibly annoying, especially when you have to run outside in the middle of winter to turn yours off since the fucking snow plow truck set it blaring.

Just imagining if you told Andy Dwyer not to look at the Ark, and he'd be all:

I love both. There is a place for authentic Mexican food and Americanized Mexican food. I love both.

Hey maw! Now we can make em jus like Taco Bell!

I found this article...

I'm waiting for Skynet. I hear it will be the last update you will ever need.

Age of Ultron

Propane flames, you say?

Megalodon had teeth that in no way resembled molars. In this case, alliteration shaded over into illiteration.

2028?! This better not interfer with Marvel's movie schedule!

Goin' down the only road it's ever known.

There it goes again on its own.

I don't drink it because it's good for me, I drink it because it's good.

No popcorn. Just a lot of Freedom ringing across the f'n land. And a bit of 'MURICAN style clapping.

My Problem with Facebook

Sounds like the plot to a Seth Rogen movie

Can he bend? Don't condescend!