Shit hoss, I’d fuck it for free!

The third one, but we don’t talk about that one.

AWESOME! Time to go fight my father!

What I want to know is: Will he dance with Beyonce?!

And fuck them for those too! So much awesome stuff.

Man, FUCK today’s kids! They have it too good! I would have lost my mind over toys like these. All the possibilities!

Also sent! Nice to make an internet friend!

Right there with you.

Son of a bitch! Bring it back Bricken! First FFF and now this?!? How DARE you stop producing content that we like? What gives you the right?!

FUCKIN’ A! I’m all for it! Blow that shit up in space!

Wait... what happened to the Postman column? Have I missed it or is it over?

Well he’s got a goatee, so you know he’s still a bad guy.

Facebook is fucking creepy.

WILDCAT FOOTBALL RULES!

I read that like 15 years ago (in spanish). It’s fantastic! All of Garcia Marquez is. I actually want to re-read that one. I think I’ll enjoy it more since I’m 15 years older.

And you seem like a very perceptive person from reading that in a comment. Kinda fits me and I find it flattering. Thanks.

A guy from the warehouse (he’s from Honduras) says it’s a conspiracy involving the Olympics, actually started by the Brazilian government. See, it goes like this: Brazil is sucking at the whole olympic planning thing and it’s gonna bring them worldwide negative publicity. Brazil president’s approval rating are at…

Just all the pettiness, stupidity, envy. The desire to do good by very few and being thwarted by pointless ambition from another few. How well detailed the villians’ ambitions are and how they make sense. Even how religions and cultural stuff affect how some characters behave and how it doesn’t seem to faze others who…

Any recommendations?

No kidding. I’ve never read any novels with more REAL humanity than these series. And it has fucking dragons and zombies in it.