It's times like this that I remember a great blooper line from esteemed thespian Billy Bob Thornton in the cinematic masterpiece Armageddon: "We bring in Bruce Willis, the best deep core driller in my ass"
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I get this exact fear with older actors in awesome franchises
Man, Tom Cruise may be bat-shit insane in real life but he is one of the most consistently entertaining motherfuckers out there!
When this came out I would describe it to my wife as "The movie with giant robots that fight giant monsters that come out of a inter-dimensional portal from the bottom of the sea" and that's what we would ALWAYS call it, like: "hey hon, remember that part in the movie with giant robots that fight giant monsters that…
This guy says the Cubs ain't NEVER gonna win
Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson. I can't get into it thought, I find myself bored with it mostly. What am I getting wrong?
I believe a man can fly!
Man, they should put this thing in Vegas. It look right in place next to that ridiculously huge ferris wheel.
Red states and blue states. They finally did it. The politicians broke the weather.
Not all Mexicans! But seriously, shit is fucked up over here
Guess none of them chickens managed to fly the coop
There's a salon by where I live, the sign says:
Romans? Byzantines!? If Jesus was from over there then how come he's got a Mexican name? Explain THAT science!
I know a stripper "named" Bubbles, does that count?
10,000 years ago is like the 70's compared to now. Looks almost the same but a lot hairier.
GodDAMN Alfred, what did you eat?!?!
The toilet. Life just wouldn't be life without it.
Everything. I will be completely worthless and obsolete in 50 years. I will be a burden on society and my loved ones (assuming they love me). I will be a bag of meat with memories of what used to be useful skills back in the day.