Just as an interesting fact on international facebooking... you can find whorehouses and call girls on facebook in Mexico... not lying

Before the break in the article I was sure you were gonna call them "you magnificent bastards" hell, I think that's what we should call all science pioneers from now on!

It's the SWORD of the morning motherfucker!

Mutated mosquitoes you say? A mixture of e. coli, herpes, dengue and chikunwhatever?! This is how zombie apocalypses start people!!

Came here to say this!

Somebody show Bricken that E.T. replica. I'm sure he'll love it, hell, I'm pretty sure he's the one that stole it!

DICK WAGGING! This is some awesome muscle flexing and dick wagging on an international politics scale. We'll see who in international politics has the bigger dick! Russia seems kinda shriveled right now, the potency of America's dick made Russia recede in shame. The US is doing the same to North Korea. I heard this…

January! Holidays are ovah! Time to get PUMPED!

I call Chick-Fil-A the "Home of the Homophobic Chicken"

Came here to say that!

For the dude trying to keep track of what trades to buy: AMAZON WISHLIST! It's the only way I can keep track and the recommendations are usually very useful

Ashtrays on the armrests. I remember that, ashtrays on the armrests

So I'm guessing this is the OTHER of The Two Towers?

When I plan on getting black out drunk (often) I only drink the choicest hooch... that way I can enjoy it twice!

Goddamn that's witty

Needs more crotch bulge

A Hot Toys figure, goddamn I want one of those but I can't justify to myself spending 300 bucks on an action figure

Oh really? Maybe all of these "explanations" are what THEY want you to think!

Also, to get drunk