I got to "Black Toad" and fucking lost it.

I wanna see those bajillions of abs he's sure to have!

"Third circle of hell nitro beef thumbs with tempura gorgonzola crunchers."

Ugh. Ew. Just no.

When their main concern is representing specific fandoms rather than the whole of Tumblr and instead of seeking out professionals/sponsors depending on the insanity of insanely devoted fans of *insert fandom here* to foot the bill red flags should have already been waving and proudly so.

Apparently they had sub-committees dedicated to specific fandoms, with their own individual treasurers, that were expected to raise funds and procure artists and guest celebrities (seriously) for their specific fandom. And if your committee wasn't able to come up with the funds/artists/celebrities whatever money you…

Let's replace The Simpsons Ride at Universal Studios with this, please.

Apart from the fact that a lot of these kids do actually partake in these types of subjects online (especially Tumblr), this con is not unique in the topic panels (and the arguable maturity of their subject matter) showcased here.

Well, I do believe my work here is done. ^_^

If you discover HISHE then you are truly doomed...OOPS!

By having more?

My roommate likes to shit on films and generally things she doesn't like just for the sake of not liking it, so I knew to be weary of Frozen when she was genuinely disappointed in how this film turned out (not that the marketing for it was great in any way, shape, or form).

Does it come with the RoosterTeeth crew?

Are their lives so devoid of meaning and fulfillment hat they feel it necessary to continue having children? It's kinda depressing.

I believe this is the very likely scenario Moron McQueen never stopped shoving his foot in his mouth to consider.

This is the most informative, most entertaining (and emotionally tasking) article I've read from Gawker or Gawker affiliate.

But I love my mom. Haven't the heart to tell her she's a batshit insane driver. Kidding...she's fucking Vin Diesel behind a car, which is even scarier somehow.

She has the look of someone who knows what she's doing...in that running her car off the road is a regular inconvenience she knows well.

This dude's making my head explode.

Enough for someone to feel the need to comment their indifference.