Love how all the articles and videos that talked about this are using the wrong floppy disk images.

Chandler Bing did not age well...

By comparatively little to FIFA, I assume you mean still a great amount.

Alas, the people who like the prequels are also all the ones I depend for on rides. It’s a hard knock life.

Kylo ren is everything that Anakin Skywalker should have been(a bit less evil then kylo, but nevertheless) kylo does have some parallels with Anakin... Especially considering he practically worships vader as a demigod. But were Anakin came off as a whiny brat a lot of the time. Kylo refuses to let the bad parts of his…

Haggis on an English muffin with a poached egg is the breakfast of champions.

Always a fun reminder that Europe’s conservatives are our mainstream Democrats and their Neo-Nazis are our mainstream Republicans.

The Easter Bunny is a Sith Lord?!?

Last photo: “Hoarders: Armor Edition”

Neo is Cyborg Jesus. He is a combination of flesh, machine & artificial intelligence. In the first movie he and Agent Smith mix programming. They are brothers as Lucifer and Jesus were brothers, both sons of God. For Neo the corruption changed his definition of love from Posession to Sacrifice. For Agent Smith it…

Sticking your head in the oven used to be a popular method of suicude; when that kind of oven became obsolete, suicide rates in England dropped dramatically, and stayed down. When you make it harder to commit suicide on an impulse, fewer people commit suicide.

Good tennis doggie names: Ruffer Nadal, Roger Terrier, Novak Dogovic, Fido Dognini, Poodle Cuevas, Federico Dogboners

Using ball dogs at a tennis match is a bad idea. It’s just a slippery slope toward asshole cats acting as chair umpires.

Inside every dinosaur head was a brain the size of a walnut. Seems worth mentioning here.

She’s a propaganda icon, that’s the only reason they let her fight in the first place. That includes her iconic weapon. Also, she’s really skilled with the bow and has gotten as good as no training with guns at all.

You think that’s bad? Try being the one responsible for designing exhaust ports.

Just wait until they find out about Seal Team Six

I can still remember the day my mail-away Boba Fett finally arrived. I’d waited what seemed like an eternity. My mother brought it with her when she came to pick me up from school. I ripped open the box, tore open the plastic bag, and was heartbroken to discover the rocket-firing backpack didn’t do squat. That stupid…

The Empire, uh, Third Reich — whatever — went to the Apple Store, I see.