The dept of corrections won’t confirm where he is being held, but released a picture of him in custody

Money storage facility. Normal people call it a bank

You are being generous

At least a stoppes clock is right twice a Day

Maybe the bar, should have spent more time training its staff better?

Hobby Lobby, by buying Iraqi artifacts (mostly likely from isis), is just continuing its often stated goal of supporting fundamentalist religion.

I enjoy my ewoks with a bearnarise sauce

“there’s no evidence to support the perception he intended to create alarm”

It was to stop him from raping an murdering them everytime God popped into his head and told him too.

You are so right, if it wasn't for 9-11, Nick and Jessica might still be together and we would have been spared the break up of 1-direction