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In retaliation, Vladimir Putin blew up Vince McMahon's limo.

This has been so clearly telegraphed that pretty much has to be true at this point.

Lord, today I ask that you bathe those who live in pain in the river of your healing. I'd let you use my bathtub, but it's still covered in yellow tape from that time I shot my girlfriend in the chest.

Word is that after this drunken incident, Pistorius rode out a nasty storm from the crows nest of a shrimp boat and then made his peace with god and some other stuff happened too, but fuck, it took along time to get to the point and I'm still not sure I even know what the point of it was, but yeah, that's basically

Even though it was superhero Saturday, I still think it was poor taste for him to appear as Nightcrawler.

The Vikings finding a reason to get rid of Kluwe was underhanded, but in the end, fair game. Him getting on a public forum and calling them out for being ass-backwards and bigoted, also fair game. Them going on a PR kick and promising to investigate was a good call, so when they hide their findings, calling them out

Whoa it's like this hot taek never ends because you didn't close your quote!

Honestly, why don't the Cavs trade Wiggins for Love. Love is one of the 10 best players in the league and is only 25. Wiggins has great potential but didn't look like a world killer in college and its fairly common for hot prospects to flame out. Wouldn't it be a best case scenario that Wiggins be as good as Love at

NEEEEEEEEEEERDS

I like this piece a great deal, and this runs counter to its overall sentiment, but still I must:

DUDE WHAT

I felt a great disturbance in the force. As if millions of Heat jerseys were folded and suddenly put in the back of closets.

They should just go all in on Plan B and abort the franchise.

You have to laugh at a guy who tries to be all "unique" and "different," yet decides to commit murder in Chicago on 4th of July weekend.

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He was also really good at car commercials:

Can you warn me quicker next time? Do you know how long it will take to grow these eye brows back?