I felt a great disturbance in the force. As if millions of Heat jerseys were folded and suddenly put in the back of closets.

They should just go all in on Plan B and abort the franchise.

You have to laugh at a guy who tries to be all "unique" and "different," yet decides to commit murder in Chicago on 4th of July weekend.

He was also really good at car commercials:

Can you warn me quicker next time? Do you know how long it will take to grow these eye brows back?

You can't just split by era. If you want to disregard players linked to PEDs, that's fine, I do it too, but you can't just dump the "steroid era" inclusive of Griffey Jr. and Thomas and all the other presumptively clean guys.

Don't mind me, just browsing threads looking for job opportunities working from home using my computer. If you see anything please let me know.

Whew! For a minute there I was worried I wouldn't have Straight Hoops.com to settle the fucking debate for me...

Um, pretty sure this is Gilbert's jet. Smh that other one looks nothing like it.

Just stick around this week. There's gonna be shit coming out your ears.

I thought you needed three rings for a circus.

Lost in the details of the story is the real mystery, who would name their bar the Grown & Sexy Lounge?

generally the USMNT always plays non US teams, so thats a start

Careful, scalding hot takes like this one can be dangerous to open skin.

He is a German, he is pragmatic. Sorry he didn't lie to you and said that the US would take the World Cup

Piping hot take.

Little chance these Tweets erase the widespread suspicion that Embiid's real problem stems from a deficiency in irony.

Uh, or maybe you could just eat because if god exists im sure he does not give a flying fuck either way.