Relevant?

Not a dick joke, but wow, that was a well done spot.

Um, he's probably referencing that other goal he scored against England...

I was trying to go for shock value with this one, man.

I hope he appreciates my HATRED, because like I said, your opinions and misquotations really convinced me.

That's what I'm saying! One dickish quote after what was probably the most disappointing moment of his life (outside of not earning your approval) and which he later apologized for, coupled with your subjective opinion on how often he flops is all I need. I wish we could draw and quarter this self-nick-naming monster.

"As for LeBron, one can only hope that most people come to the knowledge that it is much better to enjoy the transcendent athletes of their time than it is to constantly look for ways to tear them down."

Plus he got cramps. You know who else got cramps? Hitler.

Totally. How dare that mother fucker exercise his options as a free agent, take less than max money to sign other stars, lead his team to two championships and never get in trouble with the law? And all while generally being the best player in his sport!??

you're trying too hard.

People out here acting like Neymar is a prolific veteran. Entire squad is young, never faced this pressure. Can't sit here and act like Neymar was the best player in the world when he stopped beating up on MLS Brazil League teams. Wasn't a top-5 player in Barcelona this year.

they won't. And neymar can't touch that cannibal suarez. Or about a dozen other guys.

Okay, great! Thanks for stopping by!

Because guys keep dying at those practices? Dunno, just spitballin here.

Cameroonian authorities were unable to produce Minala's original birth certificate, however, as it was destroyed when a flooded river inundated the cave's walls.

I am currently operating under the theory Apocalypse makes Logan his Horseman of Death and that's where he gets his adamantium back.

The Heat present defenses with a devilish choice:

You guys realize that saying "There's lots of this bad thing already" is not an argument against saying "we shouldn't add more of this bad thing," right? Like, not even a little bit.