Critics: "Could've been better!"

Director: "Could've been worse!"

Well, Gilliam may have been smoking crack and, having read parts of it, Gilliam's script was wacky and pretty bad. But Snyder didn't really hit it out of the park either.

He found a stranger in the Alps.

He-Man sucked. Both the series and the movie.

Interviewer: Which weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of paper clips?

If you straighten out the paperclip, and stick it in the tiny hole on the West side of FirstEnergy Stadium, it will reset the Browns and they can start from scratch.

Bring out the torches....

You know, I don't have a huge problem with an adult admitting that an issue is complicated and trying to think it out. Transgender issues and rights are relatively recent discussion points, so I don't fault people in not immediately jumping to the "correct" conclusion and worldview. I'm not saying we should give…

*Waits for it*

This just in: the combine is a terrible way to gauge how good of a football player a recruit will be.

Does the word "hipster" even mean anything anymore?

Frankly, people's various definitions of "Hipster" have now become so broad and various that the term no longer has any meaning.

Oden has a large penis.

EDIT: Also, Jennifer Salke is just the f'ing WORST. Every statement she makes sounds like she has loads of experience at shitty publicity firms. This is her just the other day about a J-LO show:

Looks like it's a Tyler Perry remake of Weekend at Bernie's called, Weekend at Bernice's.

Fuck the IOC.

There is a lot in this that feels so Fifth Element. It is really smart to take this tone. Marvel has great instincts.

"Who are you?"

If Skyrim is a soulless monstrosity then I'm on team Yog-Sothoth.