"We do not have fatties in our state."

Are we sure this isnt a clip from SyFy's new original Robot Policeman?

I urge everyone to follow my lead on this.

This little girl has now gotten more playing time with the Wolves this season than Shabazz Muhammad.

Sad ending though, she was never claimed and now is the property of Mormon Enterprises, LLC.

Remember the Moonlight Butterfly? Pretty relaxing for a Dark Souls boss fight.

I like to think we're all doomed to a slow and possible endless descent into ruin. In our own special ways.

You just hate fun, don't you?

Yikes, now he's really earned his Fallon d'Floor award.

I can't find the comment—or maybe someone tweeted it—but whoever said his arms perpetually look like Michael Jordan's at the end of Space Jam was totally right.

It's amusing to read the Greek news reports chronicling his NBA adventure, especially the part where they refer to his team as the "Milwaukee 250.6067514893 Drachmas."

The incredulous appeal to his teammates shows that Austin is acquainted with another well-known river, denial.

It's Ro-Bro-cop, don't expect anything more out of it than action and explosions.

Except that making him into a walking tank emphasizes his dehumanization. That's the problem with this film having the facemask off from the start, and keeping the hand... the whole point is that they strip his humanity and make him into a machine, a tool, a possession. His character arc is about the struggle to…

Nah, the old RoboCop wasn't limited by the day's technology. C3PO moved faster than RoboCop did, and he pre-dated RoboCop by a full decade.

I can't wait not to watch it!!

Whoever had the bright idea to redo Total Recall and completely leave out it's most important character (Mars!) is a total idiot. Yeah I get the feeling that this will suck too. Welcome to the new woosified future. I think Demolition Man is going to end up being prophetic.

Hell, even the Soundtrack sounded like it was carved from a brick of solid steel and weighed a thousand pounds.

I HATE it. All of it.