im going to step down off my soap box here in a second...because many sports are full of shitty people...hell..the world is full of shitty people.

You Atheists.

Except that there are accepted standards for grammar and syntax in most languages that do constitute "proper" and generally should be followed

Woah woah woah wait...

There are also some kids who will be in the NBA within the decade who will know Michael Jordan only as the Hanes underwear pitchman, just as kids from my generation only knew Joe DiMaggio as the Mr. Coffee spokesman.

And Jordan only wore 23 to remind him of the rules of Blackjack. Presaged his future gambling prowess.

Build a 22-point fourth quarter lead, wait until the other team has given up, and then unleash Nate Robinson rabid dogs.

DS you are so biased, how do you not mention the apples were for the horses he hired to run the front office?

I don't think you know what hearsay is.

He was making a joke, dummy.

I can still hit the ball 45 yards outside the numbers with good hangtime

Excellent fucking article. Great job.

Upon hearing the news, Caleb Hanie rolled up his sleeves so far that even his local tailor can't get the wrinkles out of his Enterprise jersey.

The Packers—the Packers!—still have 7,500 seats remaining

I really really like women, too. I just like dick more.

It's great to have a true basketball expert on here!

Hahaha that was a great joke I made 27 minutes before you.

A Schiano Man would never retire Schiano Man jokes.

I do feel that Chud's firing was a mistake, but I've got 10,500,000 reasons not to feel bad for the guy.