I was looking forward to this FAQ so much.

Top notch job Drew.

Bring forth the trolls.

I want everything good in life to happen to Messi.

How about Game 6 of the Eastern Conference Finals against the Celtics where he scored 45 points to force Game 7 and hit like his first 10 shots? That was kind of a huge deal.

He is 12!

I feel like you are confusing 'douchier' with 'self actualized'. He is commenting on people, like yourself, who have decided to hate him and throw strawman arguments up in support of their irrational decisions.

But which one? Magic? Or Bird? It can't be MJ, who by all accounts is second only to Kobe in team-dickishness.

YA BUT HE'S A DICK

As a resident of Humboldt Park, I'd say that those days don't count, because they usually end with a shitload of shooting deaths.

You could say that Durant's feet were the real......spur in their side.

"It's nice that they let LeBron's dad sit on the end of the bench."

Can you blame him? Like most people, he prefers his fisting to be behind closed doors.

I swear Dan Gilbert pays these idiots to deflect attention from him.

None of this matters when I'm still asking, where the hell is Nightcrawler?!!?

Because it was Mystique posing as Striker.

This is as good a time as any to remind people that Manny once had a charity wine named, "Manny Being Merlot".

You're forgetting that Cole has won an NBA championship in EVERY YEAR he's played.

Anyone who's watched David Moyes manage knows that his goal wasn't to win, but to avoid going down.

Fuck you Drew; Teddy Bridgewater probably loves Chipotle.