But which one? Magic? Or Bird? It can't be MJ, who by all accounts is second only to Kobe in team-dickishness.

YA BUT HE'S A DICK

As a resident of Humboldt Park, I'd say that those days don't count, because they usually end with a shitload of shooting deaths.

You could say that Durant's feet were the real......spur in their side.

"It's nice that they let LeBron's dad sit on the end of the bench."

Can you blame him? Like most people, he prefers his fisting to be behind closed doors.

I swear Dan Gilbert pays these idiots to deflect attention from him.

This is as good a time as any to remind people that Manny once had a charity wine named, "Manny Being Merlot".

You're forgetting that Cole has won an NBA championship in EVERY YEAR he's played.

Anyone who's watched David Moyes manage knows that his goal wasn't to win, but to avoid going down.

Fuck you Drew; Teddy Bridgewater probably loves Chipotle.

Goddammit Marshall. We WANTED TO LIKE YOU. And mouth kiss you.

A racist, who apparently also married his sister.

Fantastic.

Larry Johnson has been saying dumb stuff for years. It's not news, it's just the ramblings of a crazy person. It impacts no one. This though, was kind of a big deal.

Yet another reason to stop traveling.

Hey George, why don't you start playing some basketball and stop traveling?

A normal person would have seen Robinson coming and tried something else, but Dwight Howard has never been good about pulling out.

I HATE Cade Skywalker. He has a goatee. And tribal tattoos. He's so faux edgy.

Liverpoo