You must be a big hit in the ESPN comments.

You dumb asshole.

Oh fuck you.

Where's the Carmelo winners?

BOOOOOOOOOO

No athlete has ever been as aggressively unfunny as Dwight Howard.

Oh fuck off.

Ian Darke is the honey in your tea. He is the sweetness of life.

MJ's paid more to get out of bigger debts.

Sad as he's gonna be.

Robocop is also one of my all-time favorites. And that's why I don't want to see the remake. The original holds up perfectly. This remake has "Total Recall" written all over it.

Fuuuuuuuuuuck you.

Did this get cross posted again?

Other things Clinton Portis finds ironic: Not knowing what you got until it's gone. Peaches. Rain on your wedding day. Etc.

BOOOOOOOOOOO

HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH

You're so dumb!

You are the dummy of the year and it's only two days into 2014. Congrats!

I love diabetes jokes. +1000

7,500 people don't believe that Aaron Rodgers really, really likes women.