I was there for taping. Watching Stewart curb stomp Carlson is probably one of those moments I will never forget as long as I live.

Tucker’s mother abandoned him and his equally hideous brother Buckley when Tucker was only six.

Blitzer is definitely king of some timeless non-aging bubble somewhere. And I think Stephanopoulos is only getting better-looking. I think it’s just rightwing hatred that makes an anchor age badly.

“It’d be hard to top this group... in terms of absurdity.”

Wolf Blitzer is a synthoid.

This is the place I go to in my head when I black out from the overload of news on the many ways that our republic is being bludgeoned to death.

He really did stop aging at about 55.

That segment was a straight-up mercy killing by Stewart - though in this case he killed a (terrible) TV show, which was merciful to the public at large.

Steins down with Putin. She was just another piece on the board.

Thank you for making me laugh out loud  during a horrifically depressing week.  

Just this still image amuses me, as I just watched two Steven Seagal movies made in 2016 and 2017, and basically all he does now is sitting in chairs talking and at most walking very slowly while bad guys run up to him and collapse. All the running and real fighting is delegated to his much younger, fitter costars.…

And fuck anyone who’s still saying woke just in general. I hate those fucking people

Yes, but every single third party voter in 2016 knew what system we were operating under. They chose to throw away their votes anyway.

If that book was on tape it would just be her laughing wildly for six hours and I would listen to every second of it.

Started for both comment and username.

My mom didn’t vote for Hillary and when I asked her about reproductive rights she said “I’m at an age where that doesn’t matter anymore.” THANKS MOM.

As well as those who voted third-party because it “sends a message” and they’re too “woke” to fall for the two-part system. FUCK THOSE PEOPLE.

A lot of my guy friends told me I was crazy on election night because through my sobs I was saying “they’re going to take away our healthcare, they’re going to take away Roe, they’re going to take away gay marriage.” This shit is real, this shit has consequences.

I hope Susan Sarandon drives off a cliff for real

Fuck everyone who didn’t vote for Clinton and fuck everyone who called women single issue voters.