My guess is he doesn’t have a frontal lobe.  

I think he wears ill fitting suits to cover up that he is obese. I think he’s doing us all a favor.  

Looks like melting wax.  I think it’s the filter and makeup that she used, and it’s not flattering.  

In the wise words of Countess Luann:

::chefs kiss::

After Cohen’s plea deal, Donald can dream all he wants about 2020— I don’t think he’ll last that long.

I thought Eric was the dumb one, but I honestly think Donnie Jr. is by far the dumbest of them all.  

I don’t need Michael Cohen to tell me who to vote for. He’s responsible for the orange clown that’s in White House.

He also said she reminded him of Ivanka, so maybe she should also be offended. I don’t think he’s in a position to talk about anyone’s looks:

I understand his frustration, but if he wanted to clear his name, he would have agreed to an investigation by the FBI. That investigation wouldn’t take long (it was only 4 days for Anita Hill). He repeatedly refused to agree to that investigation at yesterday’s hearing. I also found it telling that the Republicans…

This entire nomination process is just so gross. Leaving aside Ford’s accusations (which I find credible), Kavanaugh showed yesterday that he does not have the temperament or impartiality to serve on any federal court. That in and of itself should be disqualifying. But this is why elections matter. Everyone needs…

Since we’re sharing memes and GIFS from the XMen 90s cartoon, I would say Jeff Flake is the real life equivalent of Jean Grey.

Stolen from Twitter:

Give credit where it’s due, Toni Lasagna really had a great hit back in the 80s:

I think he was trying to say thank you, but probably was having problems with his dentures.  

And now, some words of wisdom from our very stable genius president: