Katie Ledecky is better at swimming the 800-meter freestyle than any Olympian has ever been in any event. She is better at swimming the 800-meter freestyle than Usain Bolt is at running the 100. She is better at swimming the 800-meter freestyle than Michael Jordan was at basketball in 1992. Whoever gets silver and…

The Iliad don’t got shit on this post holy fuck

It’s almost like he’s one out of two people who’s about to be elected to the most powerful job on the planet or something...

Do they make gloves that would fit his hands, though?

One last try and then it’s off to the showers.

That’s enough.

Sweet Christ.

I hate you, Kinja.

It’s all part of a proud tradition of ranting against government spending while greatly expanding government.

Votto with RISP this year: .306 BA, .611 SLG

#1 - Pokemon Go isn’t even available in Brazil

Dude def had 30 porntube tabs open, realized he forgot to turn his Wi-Fi on, and panicked.

Even using basic stats, he’s got a team-favorable contract for a guy who hits around .300 with power, works a ton of walks, and doesn’t strike out very much. There isn’t really an argument anyone not named Bayless can make that he’s overpaid. It’s not even baiting stat-heads; it’s just a nonsensical statement. He’s a…

Where the fuck do you people live? EndlessCounterTopLand? Toaster ovens, microwaves, coffee makers, ‘lectric knife sharpeners, juicers, blenders, convection ovens, ‘lectric griddles/griddlers, panini makers, popcorn poppers, wine fridge, waffle irons...and now a fucking dehydrator/jerky maker? Does it have a USB…

Where the fuck do you people live? EndlessCounterTopLand? Toaster ovens, microwaves, coffee makers, ‘lectric knife…

Maybe not a monster, but this is weird and unsettling behavior.

It is my life’s work to try and own Kyle Wagner as often as possible

That’s a seal.

Barstool is New England’s ISIS

Black and large.

Conservative memes aren’t so much attempts at jokes as they are really short pamphlets trying to fully explain everything they believe in regarding a certain subject.