Roses are red

I agree with adopting mutts but there is a massive false dichotomy here that quite frankly is utterly dishonest.

“CAN cost more than $1,200"?!? If you are paying less than $2,500, then it is either from a puppy mill, or has originated from dubious lineage.

Anyone who thinks today’s baseball is better than 90's baseball is an asshole.

My theory is that you can’t be clutch but you can not be not clutch — I don’t think people get notably better, but I definitely want a dude who doesn’t crumble under pressure.

I believe Derek Jeter’s running catch and leap into the stands vs the Red Sox was totally overrated and not that great

I work at an office with this freakishly tall dude. I’m average height, so I thought it would be funny if I acted like we were in the same height category. This guy has never laughed at my joke, and I realized that it really bothered him. I’ve been doing this for two years just to see how long it takes for him to…

Bear in a car as happy as can be

The Irish Goodbye is the only way to leave