/fixed.

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yo momma

it can be distracting watching him try to eat with that thing

Are you allowed to say what either of these signs means?

Question for Mr. Kelce: Do you like movies?

This is the best troll of all, since Rays fans (?) don't actually go to the games.

Actually, interesting point- he usually seems to be wearing the road team's gear, at least when he's next to a stadium. Cardinals jersey at Cincinnati, Titans jersey at Colts, Sooners polo at Kyle Field (I think), etc. Maybe he's just a grade-A troll?

"No, it's not."

The 6 of you must get upset quite frequently.

It totally makes sense that the Nets would sign Collins because a gay player in a different sport was stealing publicity. You make a great point that isn't a fucking stupid point at all.

It'll be a long cab ride home

/whoooosh

Being that it's the Winter Olympics you probably really don't need that whole 'Africa" ring anyway.

This whole PED witch hunt is just getting out of control. Now, they're putting asterisks on the Olympics before the damn thing even starts!

"Wow, first the Hall of Fame, now this."

There's just a massive splatter of semen on Darren Rovell's ceiling right now.

Well, statistically, if a player plays three seasons, five years is lifetime coverage.

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