Because he's great if you want sports news with access, favors and discretion.

STAY SASSY DEADSPIN!1!1!1!

Touched, Mr. Rodman penned the following reply:

That was a really eloquently written letter.

Wu-Tang For Evert

"Old Dirty Bastard to compete in ATP Champions Tour Event"

The actual sequence of events starts about a year ago, when Reggie Rose voices his anger with the Bulls' direction, moves on to a local reporter (Melissa Isaacson) reporting that Derrick Rose was healthy in February but refused (or his camp refused) to play despite the rest of the team getting hit by a bus (and…

"What y'all thought you wasn't gon' see me"

Actually, saying he's "just a guy who keeps getting hurt" is a decent lack of understanding of everything going on with Rose, his camp, the Bulls, and Thibodeau. It is a colossal train wreck. No one can speak directly to anyone else in all of this. The Bulls absolutely hated how Rose (and his camp) handled his injury…

What a Triumph for Wu, Tang

That is really good cursive for 2nd grade. Am I the only one that thought this?

"What's the big deal? I played the 1993 superbowl on snow."

Well I for one am impressed. Dude's got moves like Jager.

Honestly, I initially thought you were talking about the game with your lead-in.

Honorable mentions included:

Not only did it leave a mark, I think it left a dent - which I believe is still there to this day.

I remember that pretty vividly. He wound up with a triple. The Brewers probably stranded him there.

Personally, the drunker i am, the more fascinated i am by the magic floaty table.

It would have been 64 but he rimmed out a five footer.

"One of the things I like doing most...is banging 'hoors'!"