Shit, you're right! Ol' Dirty Chinese Restaurant.

I give it 3 hours til Jason Whitlock starts flopping.

Did you see the racial draft on Chapelle's Show? Tiger is officially Asian.

+1

+1

Oh, this is awesome.

That's good.

This is John Clayton's best chance at getting laid in years.

I've gotten way higher than that in a minivan. Way higher, man.

Upon seeing that their son was choking, the Normans knew they had raised a Cubs fan.

Nice

Pretty neat, but does Minnesota need a toaster this big?

+1

Until now I was unaware the Kings played at Sleep Train Arena. Someone please tell me they serve this stuff.

I might be out of my goddamn mind, but that sweater rules.

Where's the NSFW disclaimer? This is about to get me fired.

...when Nate Robinson wasn't puking or falling down while trying to split double teams, he was busy undressing Kris Humphries.

Oh fuck, +1.

Nice parentheses