Fantastic.

At its most useless, sport is a distraction. At its most vital, sport is a distraction.

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LEAVE THE GAWKING TO GAWKER AND STICK 2 SPORTZ

Marcus capitalized "Guards" as a show of respect for the correctional officer who "didn't say shit about the extra orange juice I took or the guy I sodomized that one time."

I wonder if anyone told Jeppson to stick to malort?

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A day late, but Ted Leo is the truth. Saw him in Chicago after The Brutalist Bricks came out and they encored with "Nazi Punks Fuck Off," with one of their tech guys singing. Encores are kind of lame, but if you're gonna play one, cover a Dead Kennedys song with a drum tech on vox. I've also heard many say he's a…

Somewhere, Tony Campana looks for his glove.

I usually make dumb jokes in this space, but nah. I'm glad I saw this picture. Very cool.

Lots of people mistaking a rocket for a giant penis #bigboyproblems

Fuck, I thought they shipped all the Steelers throwback jerseys to Sub-Saharan Africa.

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This kind of stuff gets me pretty steamed, and knowing a little about the Deadspin community, I'm not alone. I just hope no one stoops down to Bob's level and says something regrettable.

Illinois State "Red Birds?" It's one word, damnit!

Can't wait to read your review on death, Roger. RIP.

Oh, gimme a break!

So, 26 outs of perfection is more rare than finishing the perfect game. I love baseball.

It's better than doing/saying nothing, like the rest of Rutgers' staff, but I don't think Murdock is some great whistleblower. He wasn't retained so he decided to dish on his old boss. It's a human thing to do - how many regular folks shit-talk their boss after leaving? Maybe he did it for himself, out of frustration,…