Ever compete at a high level in a sport other than hockey?

Ever compete at a high level in a sport other than hockey?

I enjoyed this. Thanks, Eric.

"Mexico blue" - Mike Vick MySpace bulletin, circa 2005

Pictured: GG Allin

Nice.

I think this guy is under the impression that John Madden is responsible for designing and programming the game.

His handlers will be upset to learn that BartoloDidntDoit69.com is already taken.

Bernie's a good guy. I bet he gave Wolf some of his 'stache as a gift.

I haven't seen this much Portis-head since I blacked out on Xanax at a rave and stole some guy's iPod in '05.

Somewhere, Joe Cowley is grinning while deciding which rollerblader to trip with a stick.

Hah!

Hah!

I think singing the Star Spangled Banner before sporting events is one of the dumbest, most-played out traditions in all of sports. Are Americans so stupid that we need a reminder before every game that we live in a great country that a lot of people died for? Maybe, but if we are, a dumb fucking song written by some…

These won't sell nearly as well as the infamous "Chicago Nubs" wife beaters that were such a hit at the 2005 Midwest Amputee Convention.

RIP

I'm getting more of a Randy-and-Mr.-Lahey-rehearsing-for-a-play vibe from this.

"How does sandusky rapping kids have anything to do with football?"

It would be most fitting for Posnanski to show up for a reading and just sit there in silence for a few hours. It's how Joe would've wanted it.

"This is a no-win situation for anyone"