“James took the money for the car from his own pocketbook, and then he will get paid back later.”

.... thaaaaaaat sounds a lot dirtier than you meant it to, I bet.

Sigh......articles like this, especially this time of year, bum me the fuck out. Living further away from my mom has given me the freedom to not be responsible for her inability to function as an adult. I won’t even pretend to act like I’m not insanely jealous of women who have good relationships with their moms.…

I have spent much of my adult life trying to make my hair look like Penelope’s.

Remember that time I kept getting told I had pneumonia and my back pain was “unrelated” and we don’t know what’s causing it, but take some Aleve we guess, and then I was diagnosed with STAGE IV CANCER? hahahahahahahafuckyoudoctors

It’s exactly miracles of science that enable a baby born at 24 weeks to survive. A baby in a NICU will undergo tremendous amounts of very advanced, often complicated treatments in order to survive.

wine??? no

I’m too busy looking at what I am pretty sure is one of the Children of the Corn behind her.

Also, I buy all the office supplies for my office. I just bought a fuckload of toner on the boss’s Amex, and a percentage of the proceeds of that purchase went to Planned Parenthood.

I've said it before, but I'll keep saying it! Smile.amazon.com! You can set it to the organization of your choice and a portion of the proceeds from your purchase goes to that organization! I did all my Christmas shopping on Amazon, so a portion of every purchase went to my local Planned Parenthood. I too am a poor,…

Truth, I had 19 abortions this way. Sometimes I wasn’t even pregnant, they’re just so good at it.

No, no, what they mean is, women go in for HIV testing, and then they get the hard sell, and upgrade to an abortion.

LOL if you think the people behind this don’t believe that 100% of men with HIV are homosexuals. I wouldn’t bet on this money being reallocated at all.

Texas checklist:

‘Well yeah because testing for HIV kills babies! That is sciences!’ -The Governor of Texas

For fuck’s sake, these fucking assholes.

girl you know it’s girl you know it’s girl you know it’s

My very favorite thing about this whole story.

“I say fuck that. I say I have a lot of fans around the world that love R. Kelly and I’m glad that they don’t feel the way she do, God bless her”

I’m surprise people even understood what he was saying. His voice is just. I. I just can’t with him. I don’t see his appeal. My husband loves him. We live in the Metro area of Atlanta and he wanted to go to the taping of Family Feud. I really didn’t want to go, but he really wanted to, so I got tickets for the whole…