meh, to each their own...

He probably didn’t rent it out and it was probably a favor from the judge. 

I assumed he chose that courtroom because so much of their courtship was spent there.

So yes to the eye-roll-y stunt proposal part of this, but in addition: In Florida, you can just rent out a courtroom, including a judge, for your own personal shenanigans? Shouldn’t that be...not a thing?

All the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies

I flat out told Mr. Yacht that if he ever pulls a stunt like this, I will say hell fucking no, try again when you’ve gotten your head out of your ass. Thankfully, he hates this kind of contrived shit too. 

A stunt like this would have me rethinking my relationship, and not in a “together forever” way.

When I saw "Florida Man" I just assumed that he organised for himself to be the defendant. Or maybe his fiancee.

A ring? A partner?

Aw man that’s sad. Ol’ Eddie Izzard is really going downhill.

Doesn’t even need to be a smart dog because they can easily tell who is a bad person and a good person and they would think Michelle is a good person.

A reasonably fuzzy cheese?

it was a rapper

2018 :-D

I went to an ex’s house party with the intention of banging him. He spent his time chasing after a 20 year old (he was in his mid 30's then) so I pout in a corner, drinking too much. Bumped into a tall, tattooed dude who leaned against the oven in the kitchen and accidentally turned on the gas. I saved everyone from…

Whoooo?

This means nothing if you don’t at least give us the year.

After a (unnecessarily) long relationship ended, I really needed to keep myself as busy as possible, so I joined an animal rights group. I met L, a really fun and cute goth girl who was also recovering from a break up (yes, this sounds like a bad idea from the start). We were really into each other and we decided to…

This story needs so many more (non-identifying) details.