Oh shut up, you Brit! Do. Not. Even. Start!

Yeah I started skimming after I realized the entire article was just about a dispute between people in one tattoo shop in Brooklyn? Why would I, a reader on the opposite coast, care enough to read 4000 words about this?

Did anyone else find this somewhat anticlimactic and awkward for a feature?

I’m a commoner.  I don’t know how to pronounce those words either.  

Wow, ok, I meant 45 seconds.  But clearly it FELT like 45 minutes.  That girl could be a drill sarge with all that screaming she doing.

She reminds me of a camp counselor.  YELLING MEANS WE ARE HAVING FUN.

But they still do Wilmer Valderrama, right? I get partial credit. 

The only thing I can think of is:

Spot the difference.

I can’t. omg

That’s where I bought it.  I’m obsessed.  It’s staying out as decor because it’s so damn cute.

Highly recommend “Where the Crawdads Sing” by Delia Owens, and “Little Fires Everywhere,” by Celeste Ng.

Good evening, Jezzies!

This is fucking incredible

When I was about 6ish/ 7 ( I am an old) I was allowed to take my birthday money and go to the college record store to buy a record. The college kids kind of steered me to a record with a picture of Queen Elizabeth on the cover instead of the Little Red Hen, and I liked the tiara so I unknowingly bought a Sex Pistols…

I grew up in a two family house. A young couple lived on the first floor and mine lived on the second. One day the wife came up to have coffee with my mother. I told the wife that my mom laid on the floor to hear the couple’s fights better.

I was 8 years old, and my family and I were driving to Niagara Falls in Canada for a nice long weekend trip. My sister and I were sleeping in the backseat when we got to the border, and my parents woke us up so that it didn’t look like they were smuggling 2 children under the blankets. I was pissed to be awoken from my…

If only she, had a decent school! to go to in, which. She could?  Learn proper #punctuation.

Is she still young enough to be tried as a minor once she commits patricide?

i thought you said you own a kid named banjo, which is a great way to talk about your kids