so his ex wife wouldn’t take free shipping away from us.

I really wish you could enter a plea of “this law sucks” in addition to either guilty or not guilty.

But Brock Turner got no jail time for raping an unconscious woman. Good old American Justice. 

My boss has been calling her kids (early elementary age and preschool age) chicken butts and accidentally called me that at work yesterday. Best belly laugh of the year when her face turned red after saying it and explaining it’s her kids favourite joke right now. So now I am a chicken butt too.

Holy shit I hate beard culture.

A bunch of chinless men pretending to be good at something.

The venn diagram of men who wear these and men who declare themselves feminists yet refuse to change a diaper and clean the toilet is a perfect circle.

Known serial abuser of women continues to abuse more women unhindered, volume 9015671. Meanwhile some bleat about “cancel culture”. Because society would rather invent a phantom problem than have their playlists inconvenienced by violence against women.

They’re both so pretentious. 

Brad Pitt’s professor friend on her new union to the NYT

Obviously, they are having the baby so it can run for President.

This is one of the reasons why I am divorced. I had all of this on top of a small business and I couldn’t “manage/train”* a husband. If I was going to do it all, then why are you here. I just couldn’t and I was becoming bitter and mean.

#divorce2019

Men convincing women that they are just too “inept” to care for the children they helped bring into the world is one of the oldest and most successful long-cons ever invented.

Yes. Carries clothes, except for a few outfits, were ridiculous. OTOH Samantha’s clothes were fabulous.

Bottom half = Like a Virgin

I remember that one, I literally cried and peed laughing, especially when grampa returned to the car and was all “Woah, wha?” I kinda though you were the little animal story writer all this time.

Wally would make an exceptional emotional support handbag, but alive, this is more like a suicide support animal.

That just made me snort :) 

It makes me want to heave now lmao but at the time it was AMAZING.