Me, too. A friend gave me a gift with a pretty white angel tied to the ribbon. I assumed it was chocolate, and because I’m not a sweets-person, later stuck it in the fridge. A few weeks later I had a rare sugar-craving and remembered that little angel, pulled her out and took a big bite of soapy goodness. 

Kenny G’s Kennywood could be the name of something so much worse than an amusement park...

I’m sitting in the aisle seat; a man in an airline uniform is sleeping in the window seat; an empty space separates us. The flight attendant walks by, tosses a bag of chips and a Kit Kat bar onto the middle seat. “These are yours,” she says.

OOh my gawd!! Hoorrkk.

For the record, I was a witness to this savagery and not a participant. A buddy and I had spent several hours at our favorite bar and the last call had been made. Tommy the Bartender proceeded to ask us if we wanted a “Mat shot”. I declined, but my friend agrees. Tommy proceeds to empty the mat (that he’s been pouring…

I ate a bowl of mayonnaise two weeks before I gave birth. I topped it with a pour of warmed tartar sauce and ate it with a spoon like ice cream. I used an ice cream scooper to dole out the mayo. It was one of the best tasting things I have ever eaten.

I blame this half on being stupid, half on being drunk. I went away with my dude’s family for a weekend and we were all drinking and hanging out outside because it was a beautiful summer night. We’re drinking beers and smoking cigarettes, with one beer bottle designated as the ashtray. I put a cig butt in what I think…

I was toddler-aged. Mom took me shopping. She tossed a package of ground beef in the cart and turned to look at something else.

In college it once snowed two feet and classes were cancelled. I did what any respectable student would do and walked downtown to the bars. My friends and I stopped for fourth meal at the downtown late night taqueria where I got a burrito. I did then what I consider a real adult thing of cutting the burrito in half so…

Ants, live, a whole left over sodas' worth. I was about 13. So much shrieking and vomiting ensued. 100s of ants... And it was more the sensensation of the live ants desperately trying to climb out of my through and mouth that kept my gag reflex active for hours days weeks...

Yeah...my mom put a penny I passed in my baby book. Good times. 

Same...bleach is what I’ve gotten.

Your story made me laugh and reminded of when I was in elementary school and swallowed a plastic ring. Two days later, there is was floating in the bowl.

My oldest child once threw up into my mouth when he was about.... Four months old? That was as disgusting as you'd imagine. 

Nothing bad happened as a result, but there was the time I chiseled off a piece of the cow’s salt lick and worked on it for a few days.

what kind of dicks are you sucking

When I was passed the age of knowing not to put non-food items in my mouth, I “accidentally” swallowed a penny. I say “accidentally”, because I remember pleading innocence (duh), but why did I have a penny in my mouth in the first place??? I honestly can't remember. I had to be put back in diapers on doctor’s orders,…

Cannibal Witch and I ate some raw children once. She liked them, but I thought they should have been cooked first.

Alrighty, I’ve got an empty stomach and an emergency barf bag. I’m ready to be horrified.

This is my dream. I want to KonMari the shit out of my life this year.