Ahhh! Thank you! I don’t know anyone else that has gone through it. I know I love my patients and care very much, but it is still scary!

I completely agree with this now because I am happy in my career. However, when I hated my job and my boss was a raging jerk, I didn’t make enough money and constantly had to borrow from my parents, and I also was required to wear pantyhose EVEN WITH PANTS: I longed to be back in school. 

I got a summons to be a witness for a lawsuit against a long term care place I worked at a few years ago. We are all warned about it in school and I hoped I would never deal with it, but here I am only five years into my career. I ate ice cream for dinner the day I got my summons. Then I made a big pot of taco soup. 

Engaged 20 times?? I can’t even find 20 men I want to go on second dates with.

I commented something nearly identical before I saw yours. 

Just stopping by to say “cooter” is one of my fav genitalia nicknames. It is not used enough. 

Are we sure this guy is an actual officer and not just a birthday part stripper in his police costume? 

Everything about this is horrible and I loved it. 

Did she ever get divorced or did she just keep having her cake and getting it eaten too?

Jalapeño vodka mixed with chocolate milk?!! I’m wondering how you were doing anything except puking! 

I will tell you this: I nearly killed myself to do everything right by attachment parenting as a single mom of a high needs baby. After nine months, I was on the verge of a nervous breakdown. (Literally. I am not being hyperbolic.) On the other hand, my best friend has been a very chill mom. She told me “I don’t know…

I’ve been a sprayer. Luckily, it was family and not in public. I would have died from embarrassment.

I can’t believe people that act this way exist in the world. I am feeling very naive reading these stories. I have had less than 5 rides on public transportation in my life. 

Oh no. No no no. 

Rich, I saw she sent you a shout out on Instagram stories!! I was very excited for you!

I love it. I can’t explain it, but I’m just amazed and shocked at what comes out, I’m on the edge of my seat waiting, and then when it’s over I’m like “wow! That was amazing. That was great!” I feel very thrilled and then a rush of relief. It’s like a roller coaster, but I’m not afraid I’m going to die. 

I’m very good at Pissing Contest, which is a testament to all the horrible people I’ve known and truly disgusting things I’ve done!

I remember it all toooooooo wellllllllllll. 

Second-hand embarrassment. 

Too short; didn’t ride?