I have a pretty specialized field and it is hard to find similar work. It took me eight months to get that gig and I’ve been there almost a year. I am looking though. 

Zoloft made me crazy sick...migraines, anxiety attacks, insomnia. My best friend takes it and loves it. I’m on Celexa and it is beautiful. I don’t plan to ever stop taking it. My depression exists even during the best times of my life. Even with Couseling and self care, it is hanging around. I am thankful to have a…

I’m trying to save money too!! It is so hard. I know I have always had terrible money behavior, but I look at my budget and think “How can I cut back more?! It doesn’t seem possible.” And also I found out that my side hustle that was all budgeted this year for savings and debt payment is closing in 60 days. Ugh. Money…

You diabolical genius!! 

My mom is afraid of everything. I learned at an early age to always keep the blinds closed, the doors locked, and to not keep a schedule that can be tracked. I do these things because I grew up doing them, but (thankfully) it is habit-based, not fear-based. 

Yikes! I have been places where I am the only one that knows how to do my role. It can be very rewarding, but also very stressful! I hope you get some down time soon!

It’s hard to know who the original is. Guess we will have to see when their Instagram accounts were erected.

That I can, in fact, take two days off from life and everything will be fine. I have been sick in bed. So sick, in fact, that I let the kid stay home from school Friday because I didn’t have the energy to get him ready and drive him. I was glad though. He took such good care of me and the world didn’t end. I’m feeling…

The thins are my favorite. My family thinks I’m nuts, but Oreo keeps making more thin flavors so I know my people are out there!

I’m assuming Mr. Washing then punched drunk stranger in the face. If not, I’m assuming Ms. Washing is now a single mom. 

Awww. That is adorable! I have a ten year old Shih Tzu and he is my favorite ever. 🥰

Everyone needs one of these friends. This woman needs a dozen of them. 

Also, as a two time Pissing Contest winner (brushes shoulders off), can I please be ungreyed. Thanks!

I was friends with a woman that bought a house at the same time she found out she was pregnant. She had registered for an expensive set of knives, a microwave, other housewarming type gifts on her baby registry. As I was shopping at Target for a gift, I am internally screaming about how tacky this is. I show up to…

Glad to know that billionaires and MIT professors also have shotgun weddings. 

I know being single is for me. Yes, I have to do it all, but I would rather know that than think I’m getting a partner only to later find out....I’m still doing it all, except now I’ve added a man to my list of things to take care of.

Yes. It was always awful and clashing and hideous, but sold as FASHION. 

I totally stole it!! It gives me great joy! 

Mine is from an old pissing contest where someone said that they pooped in a produce bag in their grandpa’s car in a parking lot like “a little animal.” I maybe haven’t ever laughed that hard. So I used to be Little Animal. Then I cleared my cookies to stop getting auto-refreshes on Jezebel and was logged out without…

I read her book and thought “This woman is a total lunatic.” Now I watch her show and think “This woman is brilliant. I want to keep her in my pocket.”