It’s not meant to be some earth-shattering reveal. It’s meant to illustrate Cruise’s extreme detachment from reality and his bizarre dynamic with his “handlers.”

Reminds me a little of Kevin Smith’s stories about Prince — Prince does not understand why he cannot have a giraffe at his house at 2am, and the job of his assistants is to explain it to him without making him angry.

You know who else only wanted to party with white people with blonde hair?

Except he wasn’t all like “Oh ok cool.” He was a weird asshole about it, even though it was “right there.”

What’s weird about it is that they can’t tell him that it’s right there. It’s not about the cookies.

My favorite photo from the book:

Yes. Not having any mature professionals at the table makes the show a joke.

A little respect for those of us who literally cannot have any caffeine ever, please.

If you are a guy and know all this detail about the NY housewives, I want to marry you.

It was a plot point on last season of RHONY that there is already a cosmetics brand called Pop Beauty that people might confuse for her Pop of Color. She blew that off as no big deal. Not surprised she was even dumber when setting up her twitter.

It’s not Kristen’s fault her stupid dreams have made her choose this stupid name and that stupid photo and also I blame her stupid husband and her stupid friends who knew exactly what she was doing and didn’t forcibly stop her from doing it.

I’m trying to imagine being another student in that class and not leaping out of my chair in defense of the poor girl student. Of course that’s easy to say from the safety of my computer and with the memory of high school nearly 15 years in my past, but I just can’t believe that I’d sit there and watch despite the…

They just randomly chose to name a female character Harris Faulkner? I would doubt that, too, if I were a lady named Harris Faulkner.

And if they did not do it intentionally, how did they accidentally come up with Harris Faulkner.

There was a story about this a while back, and the picture posted with the earlier article did show a likeness in my opinion, if one could actually resemble a plastic toy animal. The overly-done eyelashes and eyeliner, in particular.

OK but for real though, WHY did they name the hamster after her in the first place!?

And then subsequently cringe because Lake Minnetonka is so nasty ;)

PRINCETAGRAM IS THE ONLY ‘GRAM I WANT TO BE ON.

Some carpets are antique pieces of art valued at hundreds of thousands of dollars, so maybe she just didn’t know how to get her carpet cleaned.