“Base tan” makes it feel like it’s 1998

THANK YOU for this. Base tans are bullshit. Don’t believe the lies, kids.

Jez writers love a bitchy, dismissive headline, don't they? I don't get it.

Right? There are lots of things that deserve flippant headlines, neglecting children isn’t one of them!

Agreed.The words “legitimately terrible” and “booboos” don’t usually go hand in hand.

Although it sounds like the result of some freaked-out parent being annoying, these sunburns are legitimately terrible.

Until I saw that the book had writing inside from her mother, my thought was that this book was totally replaceable, and the place to replace it was Ebay. It is where many of us have gone to buy back our childhoods.

And that deference had NO connection to that fact that you were her mother’s man and the father of her siblings for 10 years prior, right?

Like, whatever I guess, they’ve been married for 20 years and obviously this dynamic works for them. It makes me knee-jerk grossed out to read these comments now, but there are a million kinks and relationship types and preferences I will never understand, nor do I need to.

You gotta be a next level of evil if you make a Walmart heir look sympathetic in a story.

I’ve never understood “colorways”.

Killed by someone of a higher power, therefore investigations conclude it was suicide.

Jia. Leaving your drink outside a porta-potty at an event like that is not safe!

Our job is to educate people on the technical features and functions of the garments and empower the guests to make their own choice.

What kind of fucked up customers spit on and threaten to shoot retail employees? I worked retail for years and I fortunately never had anything escalate to that level.

Princesses was so terrible. I was so glad it only lasted a season. My husband’s cousin knows a few of the girls and we told him to keep that information to himself. When I saw the preview for S&W my first thought was “did Bravo find a way to film the future?”

Yup. I’m the child born out of this situation. My mom was a sad and lonely teenager, drinking in her front yard. Construction dude across the street suggested they “go for a drive,” ignored her protestations, and 9 months later—voila.

Kylie knew exactly what she was doing. I’m not going to get too deep into it as I don’t like to do that on white websites, but all those Kardashian/Jenner girls know what they’re doing.

It’s his right as a parent, whether some little shit has a good time or not isn’t their right.