ALL OF YOU PEOPLE HERE NEED TO STOP DRIVING ON THE PHONE. please, before you T-bone someone.

I was just making puns ;)

I’m not much of a play guy

I am not.

This is, no fooling, the first line in the brief intro to the sale:

“Since then, I’ve been seeing them regularly but always in supervised visits, sometimes with a professional and sometimes with my ex-wife present.

And yet no explanation as to why he’s letting his kids stew behind bars for not wanting to have lunch with him.

This times a million, holy fuck. I work as a counselor in a residential facility, and holy crap these kids are brave. I've rarely ever dealt with children strong enough to face their parents and remove themselves from their lives. Most of them still long too much for approval, and family law and CPS seems to be a cult…

The mom is intervening and trying to do something to keep her kids out of *detention*, where they will be incarcerated with other kids who have committed actual crimes, and the dad isn’t saying a thing...because this makes him happy.

picking out a card is one of my favorite past-times and the internet can rip them out of my cold dead hands.

Cherkis points out, too, that Fowley always denied sexually abusing The Runaways, quoted in a 2013 band biography as saying, “They can talk about it until the cows come home but, in my mind, I didn’t make love to anybody in the Runaways nor did they make love to me.” And that may be right, in that “love” is no one’s…

I love the “taken out of context” excuse, especially when there’s a video that documents the context quite clearly. And “I hate America. I hate Americans.” is such an easy phrase to misconstrue.

Hey “Christians”, stop making this relevant.

And by additional she means, the rest of the regular sizes. Not plus sizes. Regular sizes.

And for those trying to engage to even say things like, “I’m sure exclusiveness isn’t the vibe you’re going for here.” is so silly. Ummm, yeah, actually I’m sure that’s EXACTLY the vibe she’s going for.

This show is actually legitimately good. And the two main characters are interesting, smart and supremely fucked up women (Constance Zimmer/Shirri Appleby). ALL SHOULD WATCH IT AND ENJOY!! :)

If your boyfriend left home a month ago and hasn’t been home since he dumped you a month ago.

Yeah, I fear the Craig Kilborn is strong with this one. :(

Yep—that’s why they sat there on the steps for a few minutes in full view of the shore politely exchanging a few words but not really doing much of anything. It was their scheduled 10-minute pap session.

It’s still the reputable tabloid. They totally orchestrated this with Ben and Jen.