Or this is just some cover for a weird science thing where all the boys get together to make Kelly LeBrock.

I’m gullible and not quite Internet savvy so I am truly and honestly asking: are these a joke? I’m confused. What do butts and lying face down have to do with the confederate flag?

and photoshop

Surgery, not drinking, genetics, and regularly having facialists rub thousands of dollars worth of Creme de la Mer/caviar and unicorn tear creams on her face.

I don’t understand why people in charge of magazines don’t just use straight up computer generated people for their covers. If you’re going to change the in-flesh person so much, why not computer-generate from scratch.

I’ve liked Donna Karen ever since I bought one of her shirts at Marshalls. Inside the shirt, attached to the price tag, was a second tag with the phone number for a domestic crisis hotline.

Yeah, that is annoying, But I still have love for our Lady Of The Shoulders.

Good lord I HATED this wig.

Yes, very catchy. And Rita Ora sounds good on it. You know, except for the psycho creeper fatal attraction lyrics.

We had a couple 8 lb “Preemies” in my extended family back in the day :D

Clearly her posts change drastically depending on whoever she’s trying to convince and what PR spin-doctor expert has had his or her hands on her the most recently.

Yeah, I read it as “I wanted to start a family ASAP so I figured I could get knocked up before my wedding and no one would be the wiser, but then the wedding got called off for reasons and blahblahblah DAMN LIBRUL MEDIA!”

Thanks, Obama

As a former Marine, I’ll have you know that’s called, “basic training.”

Here you go:

Look, if any man of mine leaves me like that, I’m jealous too. You’re supposed to dance with the one who brought you, right? But you swapping guys with your ex-best friend? That don’t impress me much.

Yeah, from reading the story it sounds like Kate didn’t call him out the way Oliver did but just thanked the man she considers her father, which I think is the way to handle it. You’re getting in your dig without getting your hands dirty and also recognizing the man you view as your father—which is what the day is…

But it’s their name. Nothing wrong with changing it, but they’re his children not his ex-wife. The name is just as much theirs as his.

It’s not the children’s job to make things right after a divorce. If he and Goldie had issues, it is their job to overcome them if he wanted to be a father to them.

Here’s the thing about being the child of a parent who abandons you, and then subsequently the child of a loving stepparent: IT’S NOT THE KID’S FAULT THAT YOU LEFT AND SOMEONE ELSE WANTED TO LOVE THEM. My own mother is super bitter about the acknowledgment my stepmother gets on Mother’s Day, but you know what? If you…