I was visiting NY state last summer and the clerk at a wine store was able to check my Canadian drivers license against an international database in like 10 seconds...good to know the same technology isn’t available for tracking accused rapists.

He looks worse for wear, man. She’s a fucking pedophile succubus.

I LIKE ANNE HATHAWAY.

Holy shit, I seriously thought that was Taran Killam again!

That’s a very sweet tradition, ruined by Scientologists!

So I don’t know if it’s a Catholic thing or a Christian thing or a regional thing, but when I was growing up, ALL of the religious adults I knew (so...all of the adults I knew) would encourage us to make 3 wishes the first time you entered a new place of worship. Usually churches/chapels, but my 6th grade teacher…

And none of it is for you, potato lady!

As a Cubs fan I am accustomed to waiting. Usually until next year.

This is actually pretty cute. I count four baskets on the table, so that’s one for North and each of Kourtney’s kids. There’s nothing not adorable to me about little kids and Easter goodies. Plus, look at that smile!

That is not a spectacularly large Easter Basket. Also, those supplies seem to be for 4 Easter Baskets, the 1 in the foreground and the 3 in the background.

“I came here for easter service six years ago. it’s a big church with a past deeply rooted in [Redacted city] history. the sermon irritated me simply b/c it was religious and asked me to take a lot on faith (so i guess it was my problem with religion, not this church in particular)“

“Restaurant food was decent but I had to provide my own bread and wine. The next day I was nailed to a plank of wood and died. Would not recommend.”

I just moved to Palo Alto from NYC(although I grew up 2 hours north of SF) and it’s honestly very strange. Beautiful, but strange. I walked into an actual robot store on University Ave the other day. There were no people in the store, just robots, and one sales associate robot that greeted me and following me around…

Driving out from Chicago my mom raved and raved about the CORN PALACE. when we finally got there the interior is very disappointing.

Curious George has been to South Dakota. He visited Mount Rushmore and went on a hot air balloon.

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My sister is currently traveling in Europe. Her travel buddies pranked her by telling her that the lights for the hostel (the shared community shower) were clap-on.

They've been split since '05. She remarried in '11.

I just find it so strange that nowhere in this piece do you mention that Bertinelli was married to Eddie Van Halen. For twenty-six years. I mean yes, "everyone" knows that, but next time, please think of the children so we can ward off a million "who?" comments. The internet is already cluttered with "What's Van…

I once had someone ask me and my friends to stop singing along at a Springsteen show.