What about a "Battle of the 'Housewives' Stars!'"

This is going to sound like one of these things where in order to keep details private, it seems like I'm making it up, but I'm not.

I know it's not new, but again with the Manzo family? Nothing has changed: Lauren is a whiny brat; Chris is goofy and fun; Albie is a mama's boy who will *never* find a girl to please Mama Caroline.

I wear my yoga pants to the gym, then shower, and the put on clean yoga pants.

Oh, God. This one too:

America's most revered director

Good for her for protecting herself, especially as a teenager with parents who obviously weren't looking out for her. I certainly don't think Teenage Me would have had the awareness or strength to flat-out reject someone with that level of professional sway.

I once got into such a fight with my bf. I never, ever commented on his outfits in a negative way, but once asked him to change for a chic party that my best friend was throwing for her birthday. I was wearing a cocktail dress, and just asked him to wear a white shirt or black sweater on his jeans instead of his very…

I thought I was in the "wear whatever the fuck makes you happy" camp. That is until 2 recent dates. The first "gentleman" showed up in sweats and a 10-year-old Old Navy/Walmart zip up fleece jacket with the pockets sagging because they were so over-filled. The second "gentleman" showed up in cargo shorts, a nylon…

Or maybe she's just pointing out the obvious - that most people have no idea what looks good on them and just throw on whatever they like and is trendy, without stopping to think about the types of clothes that most flatter their body types, and without really looking at how the clothes look on them. Thin people have…

A girl in my group is literally wearing a Spongebob tee and a sweatshirt from her high school picnic. And shorts. We are professionals with desk jobs in a utility company. The VP of the organization sits nearby. It's embarrassing.

I love her and she speaks the truth that people want to pretend isn't the truth but deep down, they know it is. It's like the Birkenstock as high fashion trend - it only works if you're thin, have great legs and great style. Otherwise, you look like any other German tourist, slob or dirty hippie who's been wearing…

I would LOVE to have cocktails with her every night and just listen to her rant... but I'm afraid I really don't have anything appropriate to wear.

I'm totally in the "leggings are not pants" camp.

If I could invite anyone to dinner. I would pick Fran Lebowitz, Jenna Lyons to her left and Hillary Clinton to her right. And then I would stick all of my other choices at the kiddies table so I could listen undistracted.

Mah freeze peach! XKCD is always relevant:

Good for Southwest for recording the whole thing. I'm not usually on the airlines' side, but in this case, this guy was a douche. It sounds like the flight attendants were polite and gave him a chance, and he's lying out of his ass.

This list was much more interesting when Adam Sandler sang it on Weekend Update.

And yet Jewish actors are rarely cast as Jewish characters. It's not like there aren't plenty of them. It seems to be some kind of Hollywood law. If a character is written as explicitly Jewish, most of the time it's a Gentile actor in the role.

My mom was trying to get back in shape after her 4th kid by walking around the neighborhood. She repeatedly saw the same woman walking at the same time as her and so they eventually started up a conversation and became walking buddies. They both talked about their husband and boyfriend, thinking nothing of them…