Oh. I thought this piece would be about the writer who was nominated by the RWA for two awards for her romance about a Jewish concentration camp victim and her guard. They fall in love, she converts and they live happily ever after. What a wonderful idea for a story! No? Nothing about that? Ok, then.

I’m as politically correct as I can be, and I use Jew-fro (and am Jewish).

I’m Jewish, and while I don’t have a Jew-fro, I’ve had curly, wavy, frizzy hair all my life. As a teen, my fancy hair salon didn’t do straightening treatments (this was the early 80s). My salon sent me to an African American salon, which used lye and burned the heck out of my scalp.

I love that they specified that he was a ‘low level part-time’ consultant. Trump is The Worst.

I LOVE Lainey! I’ve been on vacay, catching up with Jez first, but can’t wait to read what she has to say about Charlize’s adoption, too.

WAIT! Charlize has adopted another baby? So this has been in the works for a while... and she just broke up with Sean Penn... and just got the baby? Connected? Maybe she realized he wasn’t going to be a good father, what with his anger issues and all? And yes, I know she already has a son, but didn’t want to add…

I wish I could say I’m surprised to see ‘Jagger’ as a girl’s name, but I just met my first female Jagger two weeks ago. She’s 10. So I guess it’s A Thing.

I have the purple cover, too! I let my daughter read it, and then took it back.

I follow Judy on Twitter, and she is trying to find a copy with the correct cover (the one pictured isn’t it) and autograph it for the wife...

Even if the parents had applied sunscreen in the morning, the daycare would still need to reapply. And they didn’t.

The headline pissed me right off once I read the article. “airlifted to a hospital’ is a lot worse than ‘sunburn booboos’.

If you admit that the sunburns are ‘legitimately terrible’, why are you so nasty in the headline? “Sunburn booboos’ makes kit look like a bunch of yuppie moms are complaining.

He’s German. So he’s not from Monaco.

Monaco is not Kelly’s home country. No is it her ex’s. It doesn’t matter how nice Monaco is, she wants her children with her. Why is that hard to understand?

Neither she nor her husband are Monegasque, or French. The children went to a French day school in NY, and that’s why the judge chose a French speaking country. She doesn’t want her children growing up in a foreign country far away from her, with no relatives or support around, other than their father. What’s wrong…

I used to work at a fancy ‘Apothecary’, where we sold mostly candles and room diffusers and glass tchotchkes. You know, breakable stuff. So many parents would wander around, throwing out a “don’t touch, sweetie” while not actually looking at their kid and what they were doing. No, your 4 year old shouldn’t big up a…

I always think of the Hot Tub Intellectual Lovers sketch on SNL with Rachel Dratch and Will Farrell when I think of “luvah.” Makes me laugh.

Since there’s been no publicity (yet) for this, hopefully my kids won’t know it’s out and I won’t have to take them.

I’ve waxed my armpit hair: it’s not so bad. I do recommend laser, though. It does hurt more, but six sessions later, I barely have to shave. YMMV, of course.

Only one person ran to help? And he couldn’t manage to catch her?