I enjoy GOOP, in the same way I enjoy Man Repeller and Into The Gloss. All contain images of clothes I’ll never wear, restaurants I’ll never go to, cosmetics I’ll never buy. So what? It’s a bit of escapism, a little New Age mumbo jumbo and pretty, pretty pictures.

Sorry that you’re unsympathetic to the retail workers’ problems.

I’ve worked in retail for over 15 years. Guests spitting at an employee? Guests threatening an employee? Employees paying for a security escorts? No. Freaking. Way.

I do not believe that Britney Spears is buying risotto and an ‘assortment’ of cookies. And I don’t believe there is such as thing as fat free bacon. Fakey McFakerson.

I am newly obsessed with Kate Spade. I bought one on sale online, and then they target you...ended up with 4 great bags for under $200 bucks in about 5 weeks.

It’s you who are defensive of my position. I’m sorry that you’ve had a hard time with this, but the fact that I had no problem with giving my children vaccines is not a reflection on you or anyone else. I don’t even know you. You are the one who choose to reply to my comment. You are the one who chose to imply that my…

I’m terribly sorry that your son has autism. And I’m even more sorry that people were assholes enough to ‘blame’ you for causing it.

Princesses of Long Island was a show on a few years ago, with Jewish women in their 20s living at home until they got married.

Not only was he insulting to Amandla (I will give him the benefit of the doubt that he was reading her name off of a teleprompter and assumed her name was Amanda and was confused) but he and ALT went off on an extended riff on how ‘stupid’ and ‘idiotic’ the Miss USA contestants are.

My son has had 2 out of 3 shots. Never a question about whether I was going to make sure he got it.

I never thought I’d have to defend Donald Trump, but...

Bo Derek is the only white woman that I can think of who was celebrated for her white woman cornrows.

If the oldest son says he witnessed his father abusing their mother, why would you think he would be safe at his father’s house? If the father’s visits were supervised, that usually means he can’t be trusted to be responsible for his children.

The judge said she wasn’t sending them to juvie as punishment, but to ‘help the children have a better relationship with their father by providing them with counseling outside the home’. Because that’s the main focus of juvie, right?

“Hey buddy, what’s the problem?”

No hostess gift for a formal dinner? I DISAGREE! If you’re bringing a gift for a casual get together, why not when the hostess went through more effort?

I love someecards, but that doesn’t replace the traditional greeting card, IMO.

Monica wasn’t raped. It was an inappropriate relationship that never should have happened, but where are you getting that she wasn’t consenting?

Topping out at a size 8 IS unheard of. Usually fashion lines will go through 14, or at least 12. It’s not plus size, but still...

I actually follow both Shoshanna and Jessica on Instagram, which is funny to me. Jessica was married to a Nederlander, of Broadway producing fame. Shoshanna has three kids, but NY newspap[ers tell me she and her husband have split.