ONE MONTH? He didn’t come home for ONE MONTH? Goodbye, Scott.

Why is this still a question? If your child’s name isn’t on the invitation, or the invitation doesn’t say ‘and Family’, your child is not invited. Just as if the invitation didn’t not say ‘and Guest’, you are not invited with a date. That’s not hard to understand. At all.

I took it as: we’re going to get married, the hell with birth control! Whoops, wedding is called off. Uh oh, I’m pregnant.

Wait, there are other women who were paid by the Candie’s Foundation to talk about abstinence and then got pregnant out of wedlock? Statistics, please.

I think she didn’t know she was pregnant when she called off the wedding. In her announcement she said she’s announcing it earlier than planned, i.e. before the 3 month usual time. So I’m assuming she found out after canceling the wedding that she was preggers, and obviously couldn’t go through with the wedding she…

I’m always suspicious of hoodie strings, since they’ve banned them from children’s wear (because they can catch on playground equipment and become choking hazards). Are you really putting up your hoodie, pulling the cords and fastening it under your neck? I suppose if you’re running outside and it’s cold/rainy, but…

I haven’t watched Runway since it moved to Lifetime. Maybe this is the right time to introduce my 14 year olds to my Best-Friend-Although-He-Doesn’t-Know-It Tim Gunn. And maybe she’ll learn something, too!

I was always told that you don’t clear the entree plates until the eNTIRE party has finished. That way, someone isn’t feeling bad that they’re a slow eater, or making them rush through their meal. When you think about it, it is awkward to be the only one eating, while your friends sit there with an empty space in…

If she didn’t apologize for the article praising Syria’s first lady, I doubt she’ll apologize for this.

Unless you’re a teenager wearing it to school, it’s a bit apples/oranges.

Please. Go to work tomorrow in a sports bra and let me know how that works for you.

Mother of a 14 year old girl here: NOPE.

I read a lot (don’t ask how long my want-to-read list is) and I hadn’t heard of this book. Off to add now!

Bethenny, where are your shoes? Are you going Britney Spears on us? I get that you took them off to climb up to the teddy bear (in the middle of two escalators, doesn’t look too safe, but you’re a celeb, so security wasn’t called, I’m sure), but why? Sneakers or flats don’t look good in pictures?

What’s up with the random Downers Grove insult? (IL native here). It’s no Malibu, where Sheen is from, but still. Not classy enough for Charlie, because he’s upper class coming from Malibu?

Yeah, I’m not down with women using ‘bitch’ as a term of endearment. I get that it looks cool, but no. Wasn’t it the great Tina Fey in Mean Girls who said (and I’m paraphrasing) that if we call each other bitches then it gives guys an excuse to do so?

It is in poor taste to go wild on Instagram with a celebratory photo and hunger games hashtags after you’ve fired people. Does everything need to be on social media? Oh, yeah, pics or it didn’t happen.

I take everything seriously in this article, except the loss of free snacks and trips to Disneyland.

WHAT? So black people really aren’t black? And Asian people really aren’t Asian? I can understand sexuality being fluid, but not race, if you’re not of biracial parentage. And given the outrage over Rachel, I think most people would agree.

How could you not mention that the attempted lap dances ends when he SLIDES OFF THE BRDIE ONTO THE FLOOR?