Hey, remember when Comcast did that thing people loved that was reasonably priced?

Look how much money it takes to bore me.

“Fear is the mind killer . . . and that’s all I got to say about that.”

At least he used to be legit, until he started hawking for Comcast. He may as well start eating baby seals at this point.

Even a non-whitewashed version couldn’t overcome the shitty writing. I literally fell asleep in the middle.

I would personally be concerned if the success of my company hinged on its use of Twitter.

I can no longer enjoy chocolate cake for breakfast. :(

Hmm . . . I wonder if I can try that with Bill Cosby.

I find a great pullup motivator for me is, have your Dad yell at you for being weak until you cry.

“With a premise you cannot swallow, Boss Baby will leave a bad taste in your mouth”.

Or, realize you’ve been wasting your time regurgitating nonsense and not use Twitter. Problem solved.

Great, sounds like militarized midichlorians.

I have a mid-2014 and I don’t have it either. 

So, since it’s “A long time ago . . . “, maybe have a “final” movie where the Star Wars time/location intersects with ours? Future Earth astronauts locate an ancient Millennium Falcon containing two droids, just before a Star Destroyer is spotted hovering over our Moon.

Well crap, what the hell am I going to do with all these human skulls laying around my place?

Seems cheaper to use real ones.

I love that ride, there wasn’t a dry seat in the house.

Love Actually

This smacks of 20 years ago when Marvel crammed a ton of titles down our throats, and the story quality suffered massively. I gave up buying them then (ironically when they introduced Generation X). History is doomed to repeat itself it seems . . .

Netflix can’t even get their recommendation AI right, so I have very little hope for this. (I’ve rated over 7,500 movies, & their AI has no fuckin’ idea what I like to watch).