Or more importantly, quality of living. I’d gladly take a housing hit to get the hell out of Ohio (especially if I’m going to California) !

I think I realized I was rich when after I had sex with my nanny, she asked me for a bump of coke.

That’s great that you identified you have a problem, and are seeking help for it.

Wow, I think I hate everything that begins with a “T”.

I’d just be happy if I could switch out the god damn Windows key for an Apple command key (I know functionality is the same, I just don’t want to look at a Windows logo on my Apple / Linux rigs).

Or, in 2 years we get enough Democrats elected to the House/Senate to begin impeachment proceedings.

“You wouldn’t steal a car . . .”

OMG those controller are stupid small! My hands are cramping up just thinking about it. (They even look small compared to the dude using them, & I’m betting he’s no 6 footer).

My parents used to freeze bread, and I hated it (it never tasted as good). If you can’t use an entire loaf of bread before it goes bad: eat more bread, let it go bad, or seriously re-evaluate your life.