My wife (from Chicago) says don’t call it Willis Tower.

As someone who’s lived in the Chicago area for over 40 years, the part about locals not eating deep dish is horseshit.

“...forcing one woman to watch while he ejaculated into a potted plant.”

Mirimax has a very strict policy against being caught and publicly shamed for sexual harassment and assault. And this week he violated that policy.

In all honesty people should leave Colt/49er games as early as they can.

The miracle is more people not dying from it...

That’s because Miracle Whip is an abomination.

Eh, you can do better than that.

Am I crazy, or is the walk suggestion in the first tip insanely long? From Castro and Market to Land’s End? Even if you were to just walk w/out stopping anywhere, that would take all day.

and skinny jeans, I’m sorry to say, look kind of decent on everyone

Which book empowers women more:
1. Ivanka Trump’s

She looks like she was about to go to a Top Gun themed party before Cheeto dragged her on this stupid vanity trip.

Haha! Nice.

I like that he’s reading a book from the library. Captain Canada knows the value of taxes well spent.

Injected with maple serum, I presume?

Nintendo: No one could come up with a worse name for a console than Wii U.

Neo becomes Pro

Too bad it’s got a Windows logo key. If it came with a swap-out Mac Command key I’d buy it.

Lack of a single-player campaign made the first one a no-buy for me.

That’s not a prank, please stop calling swatting a prank. If you can’t tell the difference between a prank and a felony then it isn’t a prank.