As soon as it hits the PS4. :<

Waiting for that PS4 version. And waiting. And waiting...

You can stand under a steamy shower for days, however, and never run out of hot water, which makes it the best place in the world in my opinion. Additionally, while they believe in hill trolls they don’t actually elect them to the highest offices in the land.

Also, they believe in hill trolls.

Yeah but Dick Cheney has never lived in Iceland, so that’s HUGE factor in choosing it over Wyoming.

What are these? Controllers for ants!?

Yeah, not sure what’s up with Nintendo consoles since the Wii. It’s like they design all of their controllers for children. These Joycons look so tiny in that guy’s hands. I can’t even imagine how painful it must be to use one sideway.

Hurts my man hands just looking at it.

So what happened?

That’s what a master bedroom in San Francisco or New York looks like

Nendos actually have personality, Funkopops are soulless husks that don’t look visually appealing in the least. Like, I do not understand why people like those things.

Hm, the actual hardest part of investing is having money to invest.

I have spent my whole life hearing about how California is hippie infested, “the land of fruits and nuts,” “la la land” etc. But this is my home. I live in the same town my great-grandparents lived in. I want to be here, not only because it is fucking awesome, but because my family lives here.

I offer you Sanctuary. It’s by no means luxurious, but (I imagine) it’s better than being there.

Works for me. Whatever it takes to not live in the backwoods cesspool the rest of the US seems determined to perpetuate.

I live in Oregon, and I support a secession of the western states (OR, WA, CA) to form Pacifica.
If that doesn’t work, I’d like Canada to adopt us as Canada’s ballsack (look at the geography).

Tough shit. I’m tired of being Captain Save-a-Ho to the rest of the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing country. It’s not MY job to drag you kicking and screaming into the 20th century.

Better idea would be for everyone not to pay taxes the next 4 years.

I’m ready to march on Saturday, April 15th to protest his refusal to disclose his taxes.