Firefly, step 0: Watch Cowboy Bebop.

Yeah I was talking to a guy at work about this and that’s exactly what we said. This isn’t a very good deal at all.

Yeah I was talking to a guy at work about this and that’s exactly what we said. This isn’t a very good deal at all.

That doesn’t even look like it has the Cowboy Bebop movie. Definitive!?! C’mon, son!

That doesn’t even look like it has the Cowboy Bebop movie. Definitive!?! C’mon, son!

For $90, I was hoping it would include the soundtracks as well.

For $90, I was hoping it would include the soundtracks as well.

*Clicks link* “$60 for pajama bottoms?” I don’t pay more than $25 for regular pants. Hard pass. At least they don’t have the pee hole flap.

*Clicks link* “$60 for pajama bottoms?” I don’t pay more than $25 for regular pants. Hard pass. At least they don’t…

As cool as your ideal machine sounds, I appreciate the design decisions for thinner and lighter. I have a lot of equipment to carry when I travel and every pound shaved off is nice.

I myself am an industrial designer and I find the new MBP to have been designed with myself in mind. People within my industry have all had positive things to say about the new machines.

Agreed. They bump the price up $100-$150 for it and I never end up using it, unless it’s a convertible tablet it’s just pointless.

I wouldn’t mind if more laptops had the briefcase handles like Panasonic Toughbooks, minus the heft and an insane pricetag. This way, we might not need bags to carry a laptop, and it kind of looks cool. And obviously it would have to be at least a little bit ruggedized in order to carry it that way.

I want my DVD burner and ethernet port back

No touchscreen.

I can definitely say I don’t care if they get any thinner/lighter at the cost of battery space.

I’ve seen so many movies and thought, “someone greenlit this project and paid milllions to make it and this is what they came up with?” It looks like this show is already on that pile.

THAT’S NOT HOW REBOOTS WORK! THAT’S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS!

I think this is going to be ‘Heathers’ in name only. So really it’ll be ‘Glee’ without singing and dancing.

Sacrilege. Leave it alone.

Just, no. Kill this before it goes any farther! Very bad idea.

I can already see where this is going to go wrong (other than the pitch meeting where someone greenlit a Heathers TV reboot). The Heathers were caricatures of weird, wealthy, and white elites, who were nasty and capricious for no good goddamned reason other than other people weren’t as wealthy or white as them. You…

While this does sound intriguing, I just have a bad feeling that execs will get bored teaching this baby to swim and just let it drown before the first season even has a chance to take off.