Apple Airport Extreme - it’s the only router I’ve owned (other than the Express) that doesn’t constantly drop my devices and generally fuck around then die a sudden death. It does a great job of getting the majority of my provided speed to my devices over the wireless: I generally pull 250+ of my 300mbps even in other…

Apple Airport Extreme - it’s the only router I’ve owned (other than the Express) that doesn’t constantly drop my…

Apple Airport Extreme Base Station

Apple Airport Extreme Base Station

I’ve gotten so tired of recruiters. Without them really telling any details of opportunities, you spend a good 15 minutes talking with them, you send them your resume, then you never hear from them again. Then weeks or months later you get another message from them “Hey, I came across your resume and are working on a…

You just wrote Apple’s next iPad commercial.

I mean this is karmic justice for advertisers when you jam your product where it doesn’t belong. If it doesn’t work people will find out. Then what good is your 400 million deal

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Also, an employer who values my maturity and isn’t going to dismiss me because I’m over 50. Age discrimination is real and is a growing problem.

It’s as rare as a rainbow farting unicorn.

#2 exists?!

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

I still don’t understand how there are any undecided voters at this point, and how these were the questions they needed answered in order to make up their minds. They have to be pretty damn uninformed to not know the answers already, except for the guy who asked the last question about one thing they respected about…

His pre-debate routine is fairly regimented

I know! I thought I was in-the-know because I learned what a “dab” is this week. Dang.

“Curved” is a thing? See, this is why I come to Jez. I’d have probably never heard the term.

Ted Cruz is viscerally repulsive. Samantha Bee hit it on the head when she called him a “self-described human” and the “Junior Senator from the Uncanny Valley.”