I say “hey” to check to see if they’re still alive after all the awesome sex I just had on them.

“Personally, I found the first film to be a bore”

I love when they ask, “Do your gums normally bleed?”

I’ve been telling them the same thing for 40 years, they don’t believe me either. Then they launch into their lecture, completely ignoring what I just said. Love spending all that money so I can be treated like an eight year old.