I think the 5K miles is just constant driving with the stock gearing.

2nd gear: BURRRRRRRRN

I wear a leatherman supertool 300 every day. It is used daily and comes in handy but you have to make a conscious decision to have stuff hanging off a belt (and to wear a belt) which some people are loath to do. 

That and the mileage is WAY off (164K KM is around 101K MI) should be a tip off.

I’ve been weird for years. Owning it takes a lot off your chest.

This is the correct take.

HCOOLHWIPH

I think the Sable wore it better.

Well said.

I love this comment.

Yeah what dummies, don’t they know you’re supposed to have it front to back?

While your hot take might be rather insane, I commend the home life that allows you to go bog wild with fun and crazy cars.

Most excellent!

So it’s fine then?

Reality is a helluva drug these days.

These are all excellent ideas.

Fun and fascinating.

But how will the brodozer crowd roll coal in an electric?

The truck is significantly taller than a normal 1500 which would be the single biggest factor in visibility down the hood. Length and width have nothing to do with being able to see whats in front of you.

This is sad but true.