I’ll be honest, I was really hoping for a “Safety First” sign on the trailer.

Fun concept, but hard to do with a 5 year old used car. Those drugs would be a bit tired by then.

ZR2 is a gas job, so it’ll likely have more HP and less torque. Not sure about the other specs though. Perhaps Google can help.

I used to have at least 4x 55W work lights on the back of my plow truck on a dedicated switch. You did NOT want to be tailgating me.

The more people that turn them into driveway queens the better. When it hits the secondhand market people will be glad there are so many surviving in pristine shape.

See? Even ‘ol Abe gets it.

I’d argue you on a few points there but you’re not going to like them.

So... no reverse lights then?

Phoning it in later and later every Monday I see...

As disgusting as the concept is, I can see it working every day.

Arkansas has some unusually low bonds.

So I can understand the justification of the price tag to an extent, and it’s one of those “if you want it, you want it that badly” cars.

Is it safe to say the options are more expensive than the base Grand Cherokee at this point?

You have taste sir,

We were unloading a semi full of all the things that are in a Rite-Aid to build said Rite-Aid, in the middle of a blizzard. I used a 2500 Dodge with the Cummins to move the forklift from the semi trailer towards the door, then pushed it at the door.

Ohhhh, now friend.

I plan to return to the tried-and-true method of smiling and nodding during casual conversation.

So...

Sir, I see you have not been properly gripped by Tesla fever.

You’ve got my attention with that amalgamation.